My Book Review of 'Horror Movie'

Hi, today. I'm reviewing Horror Movie. Yeah, Horror Movie. Complete with the VHS tape there on the cover. I think that's a VHS tape, right? Anyway. Wow. I'm trying to figure out how to describe my feelings about this book. I liked it, but at the same time I was like, oh my God. Just so many "Oh my God" moments. I mean, the title Horror Movie should give me a clue, right? But it's like I've never been into this kind of horror movie. That's the funny part. And yet I found myself unable to stop reading. Yeah, that's the kind of book it is. So it did not give me nightmares or anything, but certainly there were parts where I just went, oh my God, no. Why?