FYI: This conversation never happened.
Brown: So, have you been watching that show on BBC America, Killing Eve?
Orange: Yeah. I dig that shit, man. One word: fingers!
Brown: No one says “dig” anymore. … Do they? Oh, and toes.
Orange: I can’t keep up with slang, chica.
Brown: Uh … right. So … I’m looking forward to seeing Bar…
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