Orange: Hey, ever wonder why we sit here drinking coffee all the time?
Brown: Yes, as a matter of fact, I have. I had no idea you felt the same way.
Orange: I mean, when’s the waiter going to come back?
Brown: Was there a waiter? Think about it. How the hell did we get here, anyway?
Orange: Oh, I dunno. I just want to get th…
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