Another completely fictional conversation.
Brown: Hey, shouldn't we be celebrating something?
Orange: Like what?
Brown: Oh, a holiday. Or ... something.
Orange sighs.
Orange: Okay. Celebrate what exactly? And what shall we do?
Brown: Celebrate the founding of our country.
Orange: A bunch of disgruntled white guys got together, formed a union, and committed tre…
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